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Life and Times of a Suburban Family in Middle America.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
What if Wavecloud were around? Movie Review - The Words
What if a self-publishing company like Wavecloud (yes, my husband works there -- but it's still a really good company) was around? Would the author in this movie done what he had done?
What was this movie about? Well, let me tell you...it's about an author, who painstakingly writes his first manuscript. He lived that author's lifestyle of a tiny New York apartment, borrowing money from a working-class father; a father who would say "this is the last check" while encouraging his son to get a real job. The author had a beautiful girl friend (like way too beautiful, and while we're at it, the author was way too beautiful too) who believed in him, never asked him to get a real job and who loved him whole-heartedly. If you're an author, you're probably thinking this is awesome! Or maybe, although he may have thought he was struggling , he didn't have enough pain/struggle/adversity needed to make his book "great". The feedback from publishers were his book was good, but not great enough to be a break into the world of published books. An aside here, because I always end up looking at how homes are decorated in movies -- their tiny New York apartment with peeling paint and a curtain for a bathroom door...had brand new stainless steel appliances -- really?
So, like all failed authors (right? -- they don't become nurses, or lawyers, or something normal with a good pay check) he finds work in the mail room of a publishing firm (with other failed authors who have given up and started to write science fiction novels). Apparently being in the mail room gives you the income needed to marry your beautiful girlfriend and take a trip to Paris (because Paris is so cheap -- sarcastic tone inserted here). They linger at some plaque about Hemingway, author looks sad -- I think because he realizes he's no Hemingway. Then they go into a antiquey vintage-like store -- since there were things like old phones and a brief case from the 40's it's more of an antique store in Colorado...where we have no idea what antiques are because in the scheme of history we are so recent but not so much antique like for a place like Paris, which has been around for like evah! Anyhow, in this really cool looking satchel briefcase there is a manuscript (and, by the way, what does a mail room clerk need with a brief case...wifey is so freakin' supportive)-- that the author finds when wifey isn't around.
And apparently it's a beautiful story.
It's about loss and love. I think, all of that is implied you really don't know the exact story...you find out what prompted the story, but you don't know the actual story.
And it's a best seller, because this author retyped it and took it to his publisher who loved it and published it.
And now the beautiful couple is stinkin' rich and riding around in limousines and wearing designer clothes (well actually they were wearing designer when they were poor too).
Because he had this best seller...the book he actually wrote gets published too.
THEN....dum dum dum (sing that in a way that we're just about to find something amazing out) the REAL author tracks down the fake author and tells him the story. It's tragic. But not really because lots of us have had loss -- apparently, his writing about his loss was so much more supremely tragic since it was in the beautiful back drop of Paris. And loss in Paris is more tragic and note worthy than say loss in Kansas. It does leave you wondering (well kind of pounds it into your head, just in case you couldn't pick up the subtle cues). The real author's true tragedy was not the loss that spurred his book, but the loss of that book (oh and there were visual references to Hemingway in his story-line as well -- I think we're supposed to think this whole story is very Hemingway-ish -- which I couldn't actually say it was, since I've never read Hemingway, which basically makes me suck as an English major).
The real author doesn't really want anything. He just wants the fake author to know he knows he's a fake.
And it drives the fake author bat-shit crazy.
Then the fake author never comes clean to the public. Comes clean to wifey, comes clean to publisher but is stuck.
Loses wifey. Probably because of his own guilt, maybe because of wifey's disappointment? It's never clear (and I really don't think it needs to be clear, it's not clear in real life either when people break up).
Writes another book about faking the first book, becoming a success on a lie, and going bat-shit crazy. Hot grad student makes her way into his life. Oh he's old now...but still fabulously good-looking and has an awesome house with modern design and walls of windows overlooking a great city skyline -- because everyone knows you can become crazy-rich and so famous grad students want to sleep with you after writing a couple of books.
Deep conversation ensues between old hot author and super young hot grad student.
Is this all real?
Is it all fiction?
You get to decide.
Back to my first point. My super hot husband (okay, I think he's hot because I find humor, brilliance and green eyes super hot) works for this great company called Wavecloud. Not only do they sell e-books, they are working towards promoting authors who self-publish. So if you're an author, who has been told 'no' by those big bad mean publishers who only want to publish people who have already been published, you have a place to market your own self-published work. They aren't there yet, but Wavecloud wants to be that place where authors and their public develop relationships. Where people have access to books of all different kinds, not just traditionally published ones. A place where new voices have a chance to be heard (okay, technically read). It's exciting -- I think.
If fake author in this movie had this chance...he might not have stolen real author's work. Then again, if he hadn't stolen real author's work, fake author wouldn't have had a story.
Oh...movie was worth the 4.99$ rental on On-demand. I'm still not sure I liked it, but not sure I disliked it either. It did make me think about it and even write about it. I can see why it didn't make it on the big screen, it was much too cerebral....there was not one gun or naked scene...which I felt was a nice change of pace.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Breakfast Egg Cups
This is not my recipe, I didn't even really doctor them up or change them much. I did use 8 eggs for a dozen 'cups' and used low sodium ham. I substituted skim milk for cream. Other than that I followed this blogger's recipe. These are my pictures....I highly recommend them, they were super yummy, super easy and a great 'grab and go' high protein breakfast.
1. Spray the muffin pans with some PAM.
2. 'Cup' the ham into the muffin tins.
3. Place about a tbsp of shredded cheese at the bottom
4. Saute some veggies, I had some yellow onion and yellow pepper on hand.
5. Add it to the ham cup
6. Whip about 8 eggs and some milk together
7. pour into ham cups
8. Bake at 350 for about 20-25 minutes
9. Enjoy -- or put into tupperware to enjoy during the week
To reheat, place on microwave safe plate and nuke about 20-30 seconds.
To read the actual recipe, go here to Menu Musings She has some really nice variations of this recipe and a lot of others too.
Here is the nutritional info (not bad)
Calories: 116
Fat: 6.7
Saturated Fat: 2.3
Cholesterol 134
Sodium 335
Carbs 3.6
Fiber 0.2
Sugars 0.7
Protein 10.7
ENJOY
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Sunday, January 06, 2013
Trying to Get My Life Organized - post 1
I'm on a never-ending quest to organize my life. By the looks of what is being 'pinned' out there, I am not alone. I want to do it all overnight and have it in place...I told myself this would happen over the holiday break and everything would be in place January 1st.
I, as usual, was deluding myself.
Today was my first day. I'm going to take baby steps and make this a project that I complete over the next few months. It's a journey, not a race.
Part of me doing this overhaul of organization, is not just me getting organized, but also figuring out what system works for my family. It's getting our finances organized, our schedule under control, eliminating what's not working and finding things that work for us. It's getting inspired by other people's organizational projects, not following them to the T and trying to fit ourselves into others moulds. It's picking and choosing and tailoring ideas to our lives. It's being true to myself and my family.
So, today on my day one of getting my life organized, I chose to figure out what to do with my warranties and manuals.
They were in a file bin.
I was so excited that I was done with my first organizational project of the year only to find out...
I, as usual, was deluding myself.
Today was my first day. I'm going to take baby steps and make this a project that I complete over the next few months. It's a journey, not a race.
Part of me doing this overhaul of organization, is not just me getting organized, but also figuring out what system works for my family. It's getting our finances organized, our schedule under control, eliminating what's not working and finding things that work for us. It's getting inspired by other people's organizational projects, not following them to the T and trying to fit ourselves into others moulds. It's picking and choosing and tailoring ideas to our lives. It's being true to myself and my family.
So, today on my day one of getting my life organized, I chose to figure out what to do with my warranties and manuals.
They were in a file bin.
It totally looks organized, but the problem was I ended up piling papers on top of the bins instead of filing. I really hate filing. I suck at filing. I find filing abhorrent. Thus my decision to change my organizational plan....to binders.
I bought two three-inch binders and some plastic page protectors and transferred all the manuals and warranties to the binders.
Property Brothers was on HGTV at the time, so it went by quickly.
And, I cleaned out a lot of warranties and manuals of things we don't even have any more.
I printed out some labels...just plain, there some really cute printables out there, but keeping it simple and easy on myself.
I typed out the table of contents and put it on the front of the binders
I'm planning on putting my binders in the cabinet above my kitchen-desk. It's a mess right now, but hopefully in the upcoming months this stuff will have a home. That's my goal at least.I was so excited that I was done with my first organizational project of the year only to find out...
they don't fit....arghghelkru!!!!
deep breath....I just turned them on their side, it's not going to be ideal, but it's in its home, it's easily accessible and hopefully I'll be more likely to put stuff away.....and
it closes!
My next few organizational projects through out the upcoming weeks will also binders, so stay tuned...
I'm, of course, getting my inspiration off of Pinterest. These are the websites off of Pinterest that I'm mostly inspired by (or you could just follow me on Pinterest):
Binders & Printables
Finances
Cleaning
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Thursday, December 27, 2012
Dixie's Tupperware party -- awesome day out with some girlfriends
Yesterday some good friends and I went to Dixie's Tupperware Party which is playing through the end of December at the Garner Galleria theater in the DCPA complex. We had a blast! This is one hysterical show with a heart-felt message at the end and lots of risque humor that makes us laugh at ourselves, and well, others -- in a good natured ribald way.
Umm...Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake...holy cow, over the top good...thank goodness my friend Colleen ordered it and offered me a couple three bites because I would have used my week of allotted calories on just that piece....and it would have been worth it. After lunch and dessert we made the freezing cold trek back to the DCPA. Fun Denver fact, in different areas of downtown they have sounds of trains, people talking or livestock coming out of the sidewalk vents. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.
The Galleria theater is a small theater with drink service. It's a cozy informal way to see a show, especially a comedy. We started out with writing our names on some ID tags with numbers pre printed -- because like all good Tupperware parties Dixie held a couple of raffles.
Before the show, Dixie comes on stage to give us the 'rules' ie, no cell phones and if there's a fire, "get out" but those of us on the doorless side of the theater are 'going to go up in flames' but that's okay, since we're close to the Christmas tree, we'll be the first to see "the baby Jesus"
We all ordered hot drinks, did I mention how freakin' cold it was yesterday. The show was great, we all laughed -- continuously. Dixie is a parolee who needed to find a job to get her three kids back and she had an ah ha moment and decided that Tupperware would get her out of the Alabama trailer park (where a lot of her humor comes from) and provide for her family. During her interactive comedy routine, she not only gave the traditional uses for the different tupperware pieces, she gave us alternative uses...such as using the cupcake holders for jello shots (for the Church social, and it'll hold 18, enough for you and the pastor).
There was a question and testimonial time and one of the ladies at our table, asked "how do I get my son to return my favorite piece of Tupperware" Dixie had her call her son and she left a message on his cell phone giving him a hard time about 'stealing' that piece of tupperware and how he needed to return it with a yummy store bought treat (because she just knew he couldn't cook, ungrateful son) and a note telling his "mama how much he loves her".
Interspersed with funny quips about lesbians, men who don't appreciate Tupperware, and hookers who will burst into flames if they walk into a church she weaved in the history of Tupperware and how Brownie Wise was an integral part of the success of Tupperware at a time when many people thought that women did not have a head for business. She ended the show with a heart felt message that we are all worthy. Which seems corny but having been to so many direct-marketing home parties, including a Tupperware party or two...this is so part of the experience...just as with her comedy spiel and alternative uses for the product a little bit MORE than your average party.
She let us take our picture with her....she was very gracious and funny and all around a fantastic way to spend the day! Not to mention being in the company of some very fun lovely ladies!
In hopes that Dixie will again make #1 sales person for Tupperware, I purchased the meat marinating pan (I forgot the name of it, but it's 702 on the order sheet). I will definitely think of the show each time I use it, as well as her 'demonstration' of rubbing spices on a tube steak -- did I mention how off-color this show is...but I enjoy humor like that....and if you do to, I highly recommend this show!
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denver day trips
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Helping out my husband:
My husband is working for this great start-up company called Wavecloud It's an online store where you can buy e-books for your I-pad, Kindle Fire or computer. They eventually want to help authors self-publish and do online book clubs etc....sort of an Amazon, Good Reads, Online-press rolled into one. Right now they are giving away a bunch of e-books to help launch their website. They really want to know how user friendly the site is, how easy or hard it is to download their reader etc....so give them a ton of feed back (good and bad) support AT wavecloud DOT com. Feel free to share this with your friends.
Here's the official blurb:
Here's the official blurb:
Here is the cool news. Our company, WaveCloud.com, has worked hard for the last year preparing for today, our birthday! We are launching a new eBook store that intends to change the way Readers connect with Readers and Authors alike.
We have a long way to go, but for now, I’m just excited to be able to launch the company and start selling eBooks.
Anyway, Here is what you can tell your friends: Until the money runs out, WaveCloud will be purchasing an eBook for every new registered user at our web site.
We have more than 150,000 eBooks available in our store, so hopefully, they can find one that they are interested in reading.
This link takes you to our landing page, which explains the promotion:
I know you want to share the promotion with your friends. Here is a shorter link that takes you to the same promotions page at our store: http://bit.ly/TRhd9d
If you can share more info with your friends, be sure to tell them that we have a Reader Application for the iPad, iPhone, Android tablets and the Kindle Fire tablets. Unfortunately, our ebooks won’t work on the Kindle Reader devices (yet).

Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Home Made Painted Christmas Ornaments
Every year I make a bunch of ornaments to hand out at my annual ornament exchange party. I've been pinning ideas for the past year and chose to do this one from this blog. Hers turned out so much better, as is the case with most things I do. Even so, I'm really happy how these turned out!
I was going to go with small bulbs...because I figured it would be faster (making 50 of them) and cheaper. But, I found this cool shape at Michaels, sort of a flat circle. I bought 52 of them.
I started by protecting the surface of our kitchen table. That's my sister in the corner there...she came over to keep me company and cheer me on.
The blog where I stole got the idea from used a bunch of different colors. I'm of the keep it simple mentality when for a light and dark blue.
Here's a better idea of the shape of the Christmas bulbs.
In the original blog she mentioned using acrylic paints and shaking the bulb around. I'm not sure if it's the brand of paint I used, or the style of bulb....but it didn't work too well. I added some water and it helped quite a bit, especially with mixing the two blues and then giving me a third blue in the finished product.
Added a little water.
Added some paint
Added some of the darker paint
and shook it around
from side to side
and up and down
One thing I learned while doing this is to wad up some paper towels and shake the ornament with that on top to catch excess watery paint...otherwise you could have paint flying all over the place -- oops.
I was kind of afraid it looked too 'stripey' the way I was doing it. So I thought of adding some oil to the mixture. Doing so gave it a more marbleized effect. Which I liked
The one on the lower right corner is the one with oil. The problem is the next day, some of those had the paint separate a little bit and of the 5 I broke they were the ones with the oil...not sure if it's just they were slippier or if there was some weird chemical reaction.
Bought 52 of them and after breakage I have 47 to give away.
After letting everything dry, I took some windex and cleaned them up.
I'd like to say I was doing these with Christmas carols and laughter playing in the back ground and everyone in the family celebrating good cheer. But I had Walking Dead on and the kids and I were discussing the best way to defeat Zombies and how to survive a Zombie apocalypse.
A quick look in the middle of the finished product pictures to show how messy my hands got. Really it's just me, it's not that messy of a project....I walk by paint and get it on myself.
I'd say the project took about 5 hours from start to finish and cost about $45.


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