Friday, December 21, 2007

Guys are so weird....

I'll get to why my title is what it is in a few seconds...but first, my ornament exchange party was a blast. Should you like to see pictures (and I wish mine was never taken) you can see them on Aimee's blog and most likely in a couple of days or so (she has had a sick one at home and isn't as Martha as she normally is) you can catch some more pictures on Martha's blog I didn't have my camera on hand and didn't take any pictures....thank goodness I have friends who take lots of pictures and who blog so I can safely be LAZY.

This morning, Jake wakes up and declares that he is 'done dressing cool' he explains that it's just so much work planning his outfits each day. He goes on to explain that I couldn't possibly understand the stress he's been under to make sure he looks so cool. It's just been too much for him so he's just gonna put on any ol' thing he has in his drawer without much thought at all because it's just so much easier that way.

Bwahahahahah, that kid cracks me up!

One of Jason's co-workers came back from China recently and told Jason this really funny story (thus my title)....
Apparently in the Shanghai Hooters (I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and hope they were at a Hooters for some American food???) the men's bathroom attendant massages the guy's back as he is using the urinal (I wonder if that's in the travel brochures?). Well this buddy of Jason's offered the guy double his tip to STOP (Jason, bless his soul, would have most likely stopped peeing and then would not have been able to pee again for a few days). Then his direct report came in and so he offered the attendant an extra 10$ to go up to the direct report and start on him. Direct report called Jason's buddy some name when he came back to the table.....

And yes this was funny--in that weird practical joke way that always gives me the giggles....but what I really find amusing is that women don't do things like this to each other. I swear guys play the most gay jokes on each other. Guys are just weird!

7 comments:

Martha said...

Gives new meaning to the word "I've been Shanghai'd".

Martha said...

And another thing...it's gotta be about the food when you go to Hooters in China because come on: Asian women? Since when are they known for their significant sized tatas?

Angela Johnson said...

The party was a blast, Tracey! Thank you for the invite; I'm really looking forward to next year!

Anonymous said...

I find that reallllly strange. I guess that's why I'm better off to stay in the US. Some other cultures do things that I just am not comfortable with! A massage while peeing? Give me a break!

Sandra

Colleen Dobson said...

What I'm curious about is did Zack/Attack run around in his birthday suit all day, or did he just close his eyes and jump into a drawer, emerging fully clothed in a REAL matching outfit?

Great party TZ! Lots of food, lots of fun people. The V-fudge - I had to force myself to try it - and it was weird.

Scott said...

I don't like Hooters. I mean, I love the anatomy, but not the crappy restaraunt which semi-demeans young women. Now, here are the secret man rules of the urinal, which is why a back massage is so wrong!

1. Pee at the farthest available urinal from anybody else.

2. Stare at the wall. You're well-aware of what your own junk looks like. Don't consider peeking at another man's!

3. No talking.

Crowders, talkers, and lookers are all evil men!

Oh, and I looked at the pictures. Do any of those young women happen to be single?

Dodi said...

Merry Christmas Cutie!!!!!!!!