Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Damn Drivers....

Dear Lady in the Blue Honda blocking the intersection at the grocery store today,

While I appreciate that you did stop your car to talk on the cell phone while simultaneously consulting a map, could you have done it, say, in a parking spot rather then the entrance to the grocery store parking lot. Me and the 3 cars behind me weren't really thrilled to wait while you got your sh...stuff together. And what was with the honking, did you really think I was going to pass you going against oncoming traffic? And isn't honking really supposed to be reserved for, oh, I don't know, the people who are doing it RIGHT to point out to the idiots that are doing WRONG that they should beware . I should have been honking at you. But whatever, maybe it was opposite day?

Sincerely,
Someone who is glad she didn't have ice-cream in the trunk

11 comments:

readsalot said...

Constantly dealing with stupid drivers is making me crazy! I probably would have honked right back.

OHN said...

My famous saying that my kids are all sick if hearing is "I hate stupid people". Sadly I have to say it waaaayyy more than I should. Don't you wonder if these people EVER get a clue????

terri said...

She sounds not only stupid, but arrogant too! Unfortunately, there are too many of her out on the road!

ganelle said...

My mom used to yell out the window "Where did you get your license? A bubble gum machine???"

Please tell me you didn't embarass your kids like that!

Chief Rock Chef said...

Classic! That sort of thing takes real skill and dedication! Must be in training for the Moron Olympics in 2012!

Sitting in Silence said...

Arghhh another nightmare driver....dont you just love them ...NOT !

Ali said...

I adore this letter :) and she sounds like a complete tool.

Paul Pincus said...

great post!

another blog to stalk: mine ; )

Colleen O said...

Look at ya'll out here blogging away! You go TZ! You've inspired me to join you in procrastinating and update that blog.

ooh - gotta go - "House" marathon is on, and it's still my day of rest (until 5am in the morning, gotta cut it off some time).

Jedi Master Daryl said...

Silly people!

I missed blogging, so I am back to the public:

http://nerdemia.blogspot.com/

Daddy Forever said...

That's really annoying. Like the drivers who block our driveway so they can get out and stick something in the mailbox. They could move a few feet more and not block our driveway, but for some reason they prefer to make us wait to get in and out of our garage.