J's coach decided to have some pre-season practice and was able to get a high school baseball team to help the little league guys out. So the other moms and I were watching the bigger boys help out the smaller ones learn the ropes of baseball (the kids LOVED it!)....anyhoo this was part of our conversation.....
Me: (about one of the high school boys) Holy cow, look at his pants, they're so dirty!
J: They were sliding
Coach's Wife: Were you checking him out?
Me: OMG, no, I was thinking about the laundry his mother is going to have to do and why don't they just wear black pants?
Seriously, when did I stop checking guys out and start thinking about laundry?
Just sign me up for AARP now!