Monday, March 17, 2008

hubby auction

Did anyone else hear that Scarlett Johansson was auctioned off for a 20 minute meet and greet to a lucky bidder who paid 40K. So I'm thinking, I'd auction off dear hubby (pictured above...really, his hair and body -- NOT). Now, I'm not as kind to donate the money to charity because I really really want a new kitchen. He's a great guy, some of his better qualities are:

Standing behind you when you are doing something and telling you you're doing it incorrectly.
He snores....loudly
Has some seriously bad morning breath

(okay, really he's the best hubby a gal like me could ask for...but I didn't want you all to get too jealous or anything....)

Email me with your bids and the highest bidder can get 20 minute meet and greet with my hubby.

13 comments:

Daddy Forever said...

Ha-ha. I would bid, but he's not my type. Good luck on your new kitchen.

Colleen O said...

You forgot to mention "handy and handsome" - that's what I tell mine anyway.

Richard Simmons said...

I'll bid $99.99. I like the whole package!

Jason Z said...

Where can I bid on a date with 7 of 9?

Scott said...

Sorry, you scared me off with the bad breath--oh yeah, and I'm not into guys, LOL!

But if you have a single sister you could set me up with, that is an ENTIRELY different story!

Seriously? Some (rich) idiot paid enough for a darn nice car just to say "hi" to some celebrity? Bust out the crazy meds!

readsalot said...

Hmm, I wonder if I did that to my husband how much I could get. Interesting idea :)

Scott said...

Hi TZ, I linked you on my blog (also I changed you from my "fascinating people" blogroll to the "medical" one), and there is a post about a new online community that you might like!

Sitting in Silence said...

I bid "SAM"...the lost somewhere in shipment car navagation system...

But Wait !....

There's more...2 rednecks from next door and their hound thrown in for good measure....

Come on TZ...What more could you want for? !

LMAO...

Tom Cruise said...

Hey, I might even come out of the closet to meet you!

But first, what are your thoughts on scientology?

Bob Dole, national spokesman for ED said...

He's only available for ?20 minutes. Might I suggest you try cialis?

addhumorandfaith said...

Okay, I've certainly learned something from this post. Some subjects just evoke some really interesting comments!

BTW, you KNOW you wouldn't give him up for a million bucks!

OHN said...

If you find a taker, I will throw in my husband for a bonus for the winner :) (and today, because he is being a snot, she can keep him for as long as she wants-lol)

tz said...

DH read all of your comments and had a good laugh, but has sadly decided to take himself off the market...although Tom and Richard were very intriguing offers...

and Sandra is right, I wouldn't really auction off my hubby...