Did anyone else hear that Scarlett Johansson was auctioned off for a 20 minute meet and greet to a lucky bidder who paid 40K. So I'm thinking, I'd auction off dear hubby (pictured above...really, his hair and body -- NOT). Now, I'm not as kind to donate the money to charity because I really really want a new kitchen. He's a great guy, some of his better qualities are:Standing behind you when you are doing something and telling you you're doing it incorrectly.
He snores....loudly
Has some seriously bad morning breath
(okay, really he's the best hubby a gal like me could ask for...but I didn't want you all to get too jealous or anything....)
Email me with your bids and the highest bidder can get 20 minute meet and greet with my hubby.
11 comments:
Ha-ha. I would bid, but he's not my type. Good luck on your new kitchen.
You forgot to mention "handy and handsome" - that's what I tell mine anyway.
I'll bid $99.99. I like the whole package!
Where can I bid on a date with 7 of 9?
Hmm, I wonder if I did that to my husband how much I could get. Interesting idea :)
I bid "SAM"...the lost somewhere in shipment car navagation system...
But Wait !....
There's more...2 rednecks from next door and their hound thrown in for good measure....
Come on TZ...What more could you want for? !
LMAO...
Hey, I might even come out of the closet to meet you!
But first, what are your thoughts on scientology?
He's only available for ?20 minutes. Might I suggest you try cialis?
Okay, I've certainly learned something from this post. Some subjects just evoke some really interesting comments!
BTW, you KNOW you wouldn't give him up for a million bucks!
If you find a taker, I will throw in my husband for a bonus for the winner :) (and today, because he is being a snot, she can keep him for as long as she wants-lol)
DH read all of your comments and had a good laugh, but has sadly decided to take himself off the market...although Tom and Richard were very intriguing offers...
and Sandra is right, I wouldn't really auction off my hubby...
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