Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Some more things I never thought I'd say

"Stop spitting in your brother's mouth!"

This said as I rounded the corner and spotted the youngest sitting on the elder, pinning Jake's shoulders to the floor and trying to make him laugh or scream so that Isaac could spit in Jake's mouth.

And, Jake thought it was funny too.

EWEEWEEW!

We have like a million dollars worth of toys in the house, a huge play structure in the back, tons of sports equipment and this, this is what they come up with to entertain themselves.

16 comments:

Teresa said...

LOL!!! There are SO MANY things that have come out of my mouth since having children that I never thought would have!!! The weirdest one was "do not put another crayon up the dog's butt!" Seriously.

OHN said...

b.o.y.s. I have 3 and I am still surviving, barely though :)

terri said...

"The next time the toilet is overflowing, instead of sitting in the bathtub watching it, call Mommy before the water starts flowing underneath the door."

Ok, granted, that was 13 years ago, but it still amazes me that he thought he should just hang out in the tub and watch the flood.

jenelle said...

Great, this is what I have to look forward too... I've already found myself saying...

"Please don't sit on your brother's head."
"Please don't stick _____ in your mouth/nose/ears/etc"

"It got big cuz you played with it"

tz said...

teresa LOL
OHN...so there is life after boys
terri...what is it w/ kids who just watch stuff happen and don't get the parents..sheesh
janelle...oh my you have so much to look forward to ;)

Ali said...

LOL! Nice :)

Well since I now have a girl I'm thinking nothing gross like that will ever happen...HA!!! I know she will be just as twisted and goofy as my husband and I are...oh joy :)

ganelle said...

Yesterday:
me: "I'm not real crazy about having a two-year old standing on the kitchen counter."
BB2: "But we're playing the catch game!"
me: "Exactly!"

Stephanie said...

Who can explain boys? Today I found myself saying, "If you bite your puppy on the bottom ONE MORE TIME..." followed of course by some dire consequence...

Sitting in Silence said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...LOL...

I had to stop eating my cheese rings for a second LOL...

Martha said...

I could easily top that (or at least come close) but instead...I'll let you BELIEVE that No, I didn't say "Boy, would you quit sniffing your brother's bottom!" because...really, my guys ever doing anything so boyish? Nope...never happened (at least with no other adult witnesses)

Daddy Forever said...

Kids are weird that way. Just be glad it wasn't your mouth!

tz said...

ali...I think you might be right...girls have as much fun doing that gross boy stuff...especially when no other girls are around

ganelle LOL

stephanie and martha...no kidding what's up with the whole bottom thing? that's another thing they were doing biting each other's butts...who knows maybe they were sniffing also? kiddos are just bizarro

SIL and daddy forever LOL

Scott said...

Hahahaha! I've said some funny things to kids who are being naughty, too!

anymommy said...

Amen. Why do we have all these toys when their favorite pasttime is annoying each other??

New Diva said...

Too funny. I think the only explanation is...boys. Somehow they are just wired to think gross stuff is funny!

addhumorandfaith said...

Cute, but gross. I forget that little boys think things are funny that no one else would!