I'm at the grocery store and the person in front of me has, and I kid you not, two large packages of milky way bars....not the minis but the regular size bars. A couple fully loaded pizzas, four or five 12 packs of sodas...and NOT diet and some donuts.
AND SHE WAS SKINNY!
My basket?Soy protein powder, frozen strawberry and peaches, bagged salad, whole grain organic breakfast bars, coffee, salmon, cortislim supplement (fine, okay I'm desperate) and some fresh grapes.
AND I AM NOT SKINNY?
this is so unfair!
7 comments:
We should just take them out and shoot them.
Here's hoping it was for someone else in her house.
I know I'll walk out of the grocery store with candy, ice cream, etc., but it's for my husband (who yes, is skinny and who has NOT been on a diet since last September, unlike me).
I'm thinner now than I was, but I'm not "skinny" by any stretch of the imagination. And right about now, considering the whole quitting smoking thing, I could eat an entire case of Snickers. ARRRGH!
hang in there amanda! you can do it!
Forget shooting them (prison would really get in the way of our Big Love gatherings, but then again, would give new meaning to this group, eh?)...let's just steal their junk food!
Seriously, it is just wrong...skinny people that eat and eat and eat and stay skinny.
My friend Chelsea is one of those, she has trouble keeping her weight UP! To bad you can't trade problems just for a week or 2.
You know what they call a skinny woman with a cart full of Junk Food??
Bulimic! Ha Ha Ha Ha! I laugh in the face of her obvious eating disorder!
(Because isn't it the duty of a sister wife to riducule those who aren't like us?)
This post is reaching chicken pot pie/pierced nipple proportions in the comment department. You go TZ!!!!!
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